In its place will be the following conditions:
Are you an asshole?
If the answer is YES, do not engage.
If the answer is NO, proceed to condition number 2.
Do you take it up the ass?
If the answer is YES, decide if you will have relations.
If the answer is NO, decide if you will have relations.
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IS THERE ANY OPPOSITION?
(hear hear)
Where?
(…no, we hear you)
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SANCH…
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