sancho* DECLARES: An End to Gender Politics

Week 22 - Thurs, 6:19pm

In its place will be the following conditions:

1. Are you an asshole?

• If the answer is YES, do not engage.

• If the answer is NO, proceed to condition number 2.

2. Do you take it up the ass?

• If the answer is YES, decide if you will have relations.

• If the answer is NO, decide if you will have relations.

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IS THERE ANY OPPOSITION?

(hear hear)

Where?

(…no, we hear you)

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SANCH…