AMENDMENT N°1: Thou Shalt Clarify Thine Position On Thy Ass.
A Guide.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, uh, I was just sitting over there and thought you looked cute so I thought I’d come over and say hi.
Oh thank you! You’re pretty cute yourself. What’s your name?
I’m NAME.
Nice to meet you, NAME. I’m NAME.
Nice to meet you, too. You don’t seem like an asshole.
I’m not! Are you?
No.
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